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We Was Robbed

 

by

Rosanne Welch

          When the city gets too tough, the tough go hiking.  That's the motto in our family.  Whenever we want to escape the traffic or the politics or the noise, we trek on over to one of the wonderful parks that surround Los Angeles and watch our three-year-old son Joseph romp around in the woods.  Lots of his stories begin with "We went for a hike today and saw a rabbit," or a duck or a squirrel, but today Joseph's story ended with, "and we was robbed." 

            Joseph was the first one to get to the car after an hour's worth of wandering the lake around Franklin Canyon, watching the ducks waddle and checking out the current crop of castor beans.  He called back to us that there was "much glass on the ground" which made me wonder if we'd driven over a bottle when we parked the car.  And if we had, why hadn't I felt it?  So my first worry was for the tire, hoping it wasn't flat.  But when I reached the car, Joseph was rounding the passenger side and saying, "There's a hole in your window."

            I raced up to the car and saw the mosaic that had once been the passenger window and I realized what he was still trying to comprehend.  Someone had broken in while we were hiking, grabbed our portable CD player AND the book on CD that was inside it that I'll have to pay the library for AND a laptop computer case that, thankfully, no longer held a computer, just maps and assorted hiking utensils.  As my husband walked back to the Nature Center to report the incident and I hung out by the car with Joseph, I thought: It's not like this stuff doesn't happen everyday in LA, so clean the glass off the car seat and count your blessings.

1.)    They hadn't bothered to check under the tarp in the back so they hadn't taken my   purse and

2.)    they hadn't stolen the car and 

3.)    they hadn't hurt my son. 

Or had they?  Joseph kept asking questions and I had to patiently explain what had happened – in three-year-old accessible vocabulary.  He was doing that thing that toddlers do, asking for clarification and then repeating a new bit of information so they can catalogue it properly in their cranium.  Which is when it dawned on me, they had stolen something from him as well. 

"What's wrong with the window?"  Joseph asked over and over. 

"Nasty children broke our car so they could take some things." 

            "Why?" he asked over and over. 

"Because they wanted something we had," I said two or three times, all the time reminding myself that yelling at him would just compound the problem. 

But his young brain was trying to comprehend it all and so he had to keep asking questions.  "Why didn't they just open the doors?"  he asked. 

"Because the doors were locked," I answered.

            "Why didn't they unlock them?"  he asked.

            "Because they didn't have the key," I answered.

"We should go to the house where those nasty children live and tell them I'm angry they took our stuff and then they will give it back to us."  But even at three-and-a-half he already knew the catch, "But I don't know where those nasty children live.  Do you, Mama?" 

I don't.  My husband and I have lived in Los Angeles for fifteen years now.  We rave about it to friends and family "back home."  This wasn't our first experience of robbery.  We had a cheap, portable radio taken from our truck once and we were in a department store when the cash registers were robbed.  So we know this stuff happens and we try to keep it all in perspective.  But how do we help a three-year-old do that?  

How do I get Joseph's innocence back?  That's what I really want to ask those nasty children.  Do you know where they live?  Or why they weren't on a hike instead of a smash-and-grab?  Or when they lost their innocence?